There's a Drinking Game in Here Somewhere

Sometimes, you just need a little crazy. And so, I present to you Sharon Stone's iTunes playlist:

Tracy Chapman, Change: "I guess I love this song because God made me change."

Blossom Dearie, I Won't Dance: "This song has a real old school verve."

Bob Dylan, Just Like a Woman: "From the time I was a young girl this song made me feel in touch with my woman-ness."

Aretha Franklin, Spirit in the Dark: "Aretha came from the church, so she learned to sing from her soul for real."

Sohne Mannheims, Unn Wenn Ein Lied: “These guys’ voices are alluring and sexy and eerie in a way that’s almost scary to me.”

Tom Waits, Hold On: “Tom Waits is the Humphrey Bogart of music.”

Nancy Wilson, Guess Who I Saw Today: “This is the quintessential song of all time sung by the quintessential singer.”

Notorious B.I.G. featuring R. Kelly, F—king You Tonight: “For me, Biggie Smalls was the most talented rap musician/composer ever. That’s it.”

Etta James, I Rather Go Blind: “This is the way I feel the blues.”

Dusty Springfield, Goin’ Back: “What a voice.”

Aretha Franklin, Bridge Over Troubled Water: “To me, Aretha singing this Simon and Garfunkel song was the voice of what was lost when we lost the Kennedys and King.”

Kelly Clarkson, Because of You: “I love that this girl had the guts to take her talent and fame and give the world a song that says it’s okay to say openly, ‘I will not be the subject of domestic violence’.”

Marvin Gay, What’s Going On: “The most healing song I know.”

First of all, they have to be read aloud, in the most sincere voice you can muster (and I know some of you, and I know sincerity ain’t your strong suit. Try.). Maybe type them up and cut them apart. Put them in a hat for later. When someone asks your opinion on anything, just reach in and pull out one of Stone’s awesome quotes. I’ve already used “I will not be the subject of domestic violence” on the dog, and I can’t wait to try “This is the way I feel the blues” and “God made me change” at work tomorrow.