Tuesday, November 22, 2005

If she gets stressed, she can just pop in some Enya. Oh, wait.

I read today that Enya has a stalker, and when he broke into her house, she hid in her panic room. Enya has a panic room? Enya? Enya, whose music puts you to sleep at the dentist? And gets you calm for back adjustments? And helps Keanu find his inner child? That Enya? Has a panic room?

Jeez. If she can't chill out, who can?

You know what, though? I bet her panic room smells fantastic. She seems like a scented candle sort of gal to me.

1 Comments:

Blogger RyanB said...

I'll post about that tonight. It's a long story. A long story about a short novel.

2:24 PM

 

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