Nothing says 'Nutrition' like a Black Can.

I spent the day today sleeping like the clinically depressed. Middle of the day, fitful, bad dreams, pillow marks on my face, fully dressed. I'm a catch.

But it doesn't matter. I bought some Sobe Adrenaline Rush. It's full of chemicals and herbs and pretend nutrition. It tastes like Smarties. It rocks. Because of caffeine. No one told me about caffeine. I barely sleep at night, so caffeine always seemed like the thing that might make me crazy, all rapid heart beats and bad songs written.

But I've had all these early morning meetings lately, and all these crash-like-the-sad naps during the day, and damned if my discovery, a month ago, of Mountain Dew Amp hasn't turned my life around. It's not so much that it wakes me up, but more that it makes me happy.

That's an addict talking, isn't it? Maybe it's Taurine. Maybe that's what's so frickin' awesome. Or Guarana? D-Ribose? Cause something in it is very special. Like, I want to take it to prom.

Adrenaline Rush isn't as good as Amp, in case you were wondering, but at least I feel like going to work now.