If I had a Treadmill, It'd be Smoking.

Beverages today: 1 glass Vanilla Carnation Instant Breakfast; 1 Red Bull; 1 Power-C Vitamin Water.

I am fortified. I think I might literally be a fort. If any shit goes down, you guys get behind me.

In the meantime, if anyone needs me, I'll be outside jumping over houses, lifting boulders, punching trees. Stuff like that. I gotta find some of those little suction cup electrode things for my chest. Maybe put in an I.V. Punching trees is more impressive if you rip out your tubes and electrodes first.