Nothing She Hadn’t Heard Before

Yesterday, I was at a green light, but there was a car stalled, sideways, in the intersection in front of me. The car behind me honked twice, and I, in turn, spun around, held up my middle finger, and said "Is there something you think I can do about that, motherfucker? Lay off the goddamn horn." It was probably an exclamation, but I’ve calmed down to period-levels by now.
Oh, and simultaneously? On the phone with my mother.

So, to those of you who’ve been wondering why I don’t blog as much as before (there have been two of you. Hi.), uh, it’s probably in the above story.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch. Bandit does this really cute thing where he curls up behind my knees.