If You Hurt My Feelings, I Get the Remote

So, the other day, my best friend says to me, "You complain all the time, and you act like they're not complaints but observations, and they don't help anybody." And it bugged me for two whole days. A lot. So then, we were gonna have some food, and he turns on Cops. I was all "We are NOT watching this." And then I felt better, even though the alternative was some bullshit on Vh1.

Things I'm enjoying: Beverly Hills, by Weezer; searching the internet for news on the new Superman and Batman movies; polo shirts; going for runs and then making sure everyone knows I went for a run.